I got an advance on my taxes and got a $640 van. It drove on the in town test drive. It had the right amount of seats and seat belts.
We go to drive it home and on the interstate not even ten miles away the engine blew.
I am now out $640 and an extra $100 that I didn’t really have to spend on a tow.
I feel like my life is a reality television show or a book of someones bad experiences.